Since you seemed so confused about this on the battlefield...

You called me "captain of the borg", and then a "queen", which is nothing like "captain of the guard", and sounds absolutely nothing like it. I have no idea what a borg even IS, as well.

As a connisseur of the arts, including comedy, your joke was insultingly pathetic.

And don't bother to explain it.

That would remove whatever meager vestiges of humor linger around this comedic travesty.

Good day to you, ma'am.