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[tricksterpriest]

Attention, insufferably happy people of Tetha!

The Tetha Military Police would like to announce that over the past couple months, crime rates have dropped by a whopping 70%!

In unrelated news, Tetha's local Primary Village is suffering from overcrowding.

That is all~!

Comments

[lixiaochun.livejournal.com]

So, that's your goal? To beat us all down until we're too depressed to give a crap about what we were brought here to do?

[digitalhimitsu.livejournal.com]

Dear child, if you or anyone could deduce my goal, I would be most impressed.

Not that I'm going to be telling, besides the fact that... well, while you being depressed would be nice, you're off the mark.