tricksterpriest: (You can trust me!)
2012-01-08 04:38 pm

[locked to DATS Command]

Greetings and salutations!
I realize it has been awhile since we have communicated, but there is a small, teensy, tiny little matter that has come to my attention.

I wonder if you might humor me regarding it?
tricksterpriest: (did it for the lulz)
2011-03-01 01:25 am
Entry tags:

[audio]

Oh.

This is one of my favorites.

[om nom popcorn crunch]
tricksterpriest: (Oh-ho!)
2011-02-18 12:08 am

(no subject)

I must be building immunity to you people.

That was one of the less painful instances of the Love Virus in awhile, for my part.

Mind you, not being stuck in the middle of a city full of you cheerful creatures for the first time in a long while during it may have something to do with it...
tricksterpriest: (Wait for it.)
2010-12-22 03:47 am

[audio]

[sound of a mistletoe whimpering on the ground]'

CANNOT UNSEE. CAN. NOT. UN. SEE.

...it tried to get a read off of you, didn't it?

More like I told him what I would do in the situations he was suggesting.

I can't fathom what came over him.

...oh, THERE'S some mental images I don't need...

[ooc - Bold = Mistletoe
Italics = Candmon
Normal = Xellos]
tricksterpriest: (Displeased.)
2010-11-11 01:51 pm

[dated to soul theft]

Oh dear, oh me.

Now that's an interesting means of going about things.
tricksterpriest: (Howdy-ho!)
2010-09-23 01:13 am

ITEM THREE - [locked to DATS]

Well, it would appear I played my hand to you all, so there is little point pussyfooting around it.

Hi!
tricksterpriest: (Curious)
2010-09-21 02:39 pm

ITEM TWO - [Locked to Ravemon]

Greetings, Mr. Ravemon!

If I might, could I speak with you for just a moment?
tricksterpriest: (:D)
2010-09-21 03:11 am

ITEM ONE - [Locked to Deadpool + Bean]

Hello!

Have a bag of money: [attached: bag of said money, and some priceless trinkets likely pilfered straight from Ravemon's sanctum]

I do believe it is just about time for things to finally get interesting around here. I do apologize for the delay on that aspect, but I can promise you that the rewards will be well worth the wait.

That said, there is one more thing looming on the horizon, and assistance would be greatly appreciated.
tricksterpriest: (AND NOW I PLAY MY TRAP CARD)
2010-06-12 08:17 pm

(no subject)

Oh, that's where that was!

Silly me~
tricksterpriest: (did it for the lulz)
2010-05-23 02:43 am

[locked from Ravemon's forces] - [audio]

[you hear... munching. Of, yes, popcorn.]
tricksterpriest: (Aw crap)
2010-02-16 02:43 am

(no subject)

This...

This virus is usually ended by the weekend.

I do not like what this forebodes.
tricksterpriest: (:D)
2009-08-05 10:42 pm

034

Well, this has certainly been a fun little experiment, hasn't it now?

How easy it is for a human's violent, barbaric instincts to surface even when they are given the choice of peace.

How very typical of your race.

I have to ask you all a question, though.

Those that fought, when we so clearly gave you a way out... why DID you, hm? You cannot be foolish enough to think you would win. If you made it through us, there would be Parrotmon. Then Ravemon. All of which, I believe I pointed out, but by that point you would all be criminals, anyway, and not stand a chance against him. I figure it bears repeating. Over. And over again. And any heroic nonsense about making a point or taking a stand, or any thing such as that? Is nothing more than that. Nonsense.

You live beneath someone who I can be pretty well certain, at this point, you do not trust.

You cannot surely expect to close yourself off right beneath the nose of Tetha's Military Police, not when they're starting to crack down as they are. Thinking you are safe from anyone interfering with you... you will not be safe from that, dear Tamers.

Not so long as you keep huddled up in one teeny, tiny portion of this world, thinking you can stave off all evils from your self designed fortress. That is on the grounds of a place where you have no legal recourse, no power, and no real authority to fight back.

There are Tamers in this world that actually have a fortress. And even they have seen its heart ripped out and their walls torn asunder.

You are no different.

And in fact, in an even worse position than you really realize.

Or else you wouldn't have made such a lovely, glaring target of yourselves.

There are so many other concerns in this world. There are wars brewing. Wars happening right now. Enemies gaining power.

And yet.

You expend so much energy... fighting when you do not have to fight, and when fighting is in fact nothing but a detriment to your "cause" and how you appear to the world.

You are entertaining, at least.

But for now, little more.

This situation you are in, should you even chose to return to it... you are not up against some average super villain or crackpot mad scientist with delusions of world domination. You would do well to stop treating it as such.

And if you think you know what I'm trying to do, you are already quite wrong.

Because it is, since I know you are unlikely to take my advice and more likely to try and futiley throw it back at me, very much...

A secret.

[locked to the Syndicate and DATS. Yes, both]

So with a very large portion of the Tamers in Tetha scattered to the four winds, I wonder...

I am sure you are all aware that Tetha will be a crossroads to the next age of this Digital World.

The only question is...

Which one of you has the ability to capitalize first, hmm?

[/locked to the Syndicate and DATS]
tricksterpriest: (Cocky son of a bitch.)
2009-07-23 02:19 am

033 - [secretly locked from Ravemon and Tetha authorities] Step One

Hello, you insufferable people of Tetha, you!

Not insufferably happy, as, well, some saw fit to call me on that, last time.

So, just insufferable for now.

Doing well?

Yes?

No?

A secret?

Doesn't much matter.

I just figured I would grant you all one last bit of hospitality.

[ATTACHED, to resident Tetha Tamers - Two slices of chocolate cake. One for the Tamer, and one for the Digimon.]

Please, please, do enjoy. You can thank me later.

Just concern yourself with your own squabbles, and let us take care of what's necessary.
tricksterpriest: (^_^)
2009-06-11 02:28 am

032 - [locked to Bowser]

MR. BOWSER!

Are we doing well?

SPLENDID!

I was wondering if I could, perhaps, have a word with you.

I may have something of a proposition in mind!
tricksterpriest: (You can trust me!)
2009-06-06 11:48 pm

031

Attention, insufferably happy people of Tetha!

The Tetha Military Police would like to announce that over the past couple months, crime rates have dropped by a whopping 70%!

In unrelated news, Tetha's local Primary Village is suffering from overcrowding.

That is all~!
tricksterpriest: (Default)
2009-04-01 12:30 am

(no subject)

I do this only in the hopes that it gets it out of the way and somebody comes up with something GOOD.
Guess. )
tricksterpriest: (Howdy-ho!)
2009-03-19 05:57 pm
Entry tags:

029

You know, I was just pondering today, and I had to wonder.

Who here in this world has never killed another?

And do you equate Digimon life the same as you do humans or your own, I do wonder.

[ooc - Strikes unreadable.]
tricksterpriest: (Taking this seriously.)
2009-02-28 10:26 am

028

So, as the first act of Tetha's newly appointed Military Police, besides, you know... fighting amongst everyone else in attempts to repel invading forces, of which everyone did such a valiant job...

On their behalf, I have announcement.

...

You are all getting fudge.

[ATTACHED TO ALL TETHA TAMERS: A small basket of fudge. Real fudge. No tricks, and it's actually quite tasty.]

Everyone likes chocolate, right?

Of course you do!

Have a wonderful weekend~
tricksterpriest: (Default)
2009-02-20 10:09 pm

027 - [locked to DATS]

Oh, Mr. Suguru, Mr. Rentarou, etc. etc.

Please have a look at Tetha.

...

Thank me later.

Ciao~

[connection lost]
tricksterpriest: (Heh.)
2009-02-13 05:41 pm

026 - [locked from Kagura Tsukasa, Ravemon, Demon Kings]

Ahh, Friday the 13th, is it? I've heard some wonderful things about this day regarding a number of cultures that now populate this world...

...and seems about fitting for myself, as I am back to normal.

So, it goes without saying.

Mr. Suguru? You can, without question, burn in hell. Nothing personal, you'll have to understand.

But, I digress.

I pose to the lot of you, though, a tiny question.

What would you pay for a secret?

If your answer is money or riches, for the record? You can feel free to just ignore this.